Curse

Starsky-sama · Apr 25, 2006, 12:18 PM // 12:18

*grabs Moa Bird Cultist*
*throws him onto a table and spins it*
*stomps hard on the edge of the table and Moa Bird Cultist flies out the window*
*...ZooM..ZooM...* xD.

I pwnd U · Apr 25, 2006, 12:20 PM // 12:20

*relaces shoes, sips new beer*

Starsky-sama · Apr 25, 2006, 09:25 PM // 21:25

*Prevents thread from being consumed by the Page 3 monster of the Off-Topic & the Absurd forum*

*hands out plastic sporks all around*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Apr 26, 2006, 01:18 AM // 01:18

"Takes Starsky-sama and gives him a good old Norris-style round house kick with bone crunching velocity"
"takes the plastic spork givin and jams it into his eye"
"pulls out spork with eye attached then puts it up his ass so he can watch me kick it until its numb"
"picks up keg and chuggs it down"
Just to make a first post.

Doc Holliday · Apr 26, 2006, 04:37 AM // 04:37

*grabs a katana and decapitates elvin ranger*

*feeds the body to the aliens whose planet we are still on*

*sicks the head on a pike and puts it in the middle of the bar*

*"Let this be a lesson to all the stupid chuck norris wannabes!"*

*grabs bottle of jack*

*does 4 shots*

*"Ah to hell with it!"*

*chugs bottle*

I pwnd U · Apr 26, 2006, 01:18 PM // 13:18

*sips beer, looks around, sips beer, pulls out gun, sips beer, shoots gun into ceiling*

Starsky-sama · Apr 26, 2006, 03:14 PM // 15:14

*cloaks*
*starts floating around, lighting people's chairs and footwear on fire*
*Crispeh.....*
*decloaks*

I pwnd U · Apr 26, 2006, 03:22 PM // 15:22

*watches Starsky disappear and reappear, sips more beer*

The undead Mesmer · Apr 26, 2006, 03:32 PM // 15:32

*kills himself*
*unleashing SEPHIROTH!!!*
*bar explodes*

I pwnd U · Apr 26, 2006, 03:38 PM // 15:38

*watches bar explode, sees beer bottles broken, rezs Undead, kills him again* "Don't break my beer!"

The undead Mesmer · Apr 26, 2006, 03:41 PM // 15:41

*says hello to sephi*
*go kill some m8*
*kills pwnd and uses a phoenix down on him*
*dont kill me ever again ^^*
*sits down and drinks some coffee*

Starsky-sama · Apr 26, 2006, 08:36 PM // 20:36

*Orders some blood wine*
*sits down and enjoys it*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Apr 27, 2006, 01:47 AM // 01:47

"goes to alien and kick him in the stomach, gets body back"
"goes back to bar"
"pulls out a bow and arrow and enloges arrow in docs skull"
"takes knocked out/dead body goes to airport"
"throws body into jumbo-jet turbine"
"screams"
"goes back to bar"
"asks for a seat beside starsky sama"
"tries some blood wine and watches the other noobs fight"

I pwnd U · Apr 27, 2006, 01:29 PM // 13:29

*sips beer, watchs silent become violent, sips beer*

Silent Elvin Ranger · Apr 28, 2006, 12:16 AM // 00:16

*walks over to I pwned u and offers a toast...to the death of doc*

Teh Mighty Warrior · Apr 28, 2006, 12:37 AM // 00:37

*Knocks the beer bottles out of I pwned U and Silent Elvin Ranger's hands before they could make a toast*

Doc Holliday · Apr 28, 2006, 02:58 AM // 02:58

*stares at elvin*

(enloges isnt a word by the way therefore I am fine)

*puts one hand on elvin rangers shoulder and then grabs him by the balls with the other one and tosses him out the window*

*draws revolvers and puts 14 bullet holes in him*

*sits next to pwned and pulls out a beer*

"He will figure out that he cant beat me eventually dont you think pwned?"

*Sips beer*

Knido · Apr 28, 2006, 04:43 AM // 04:43

*lights beer on fire*

batou · Apr 28, 2006, 05:22 AM // 05:22

WAKES UP

take the flaming beer and throws it in the air...

drinks 5 shots./

I pwnd U · Apr 28, 2006, 12:21 PM // 12:21

*gets another beer, sips beer, punches silent and mighty warriors lights out, sips beer*